Ham Crack 

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

Ham Crack by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

cracking ham 

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

cracking ham by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers 

To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.

Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers by Dmanz82 November 2, 2011

Hamcrack 

A small, adorable and easily agitated dog.
Prone to biting without provocation.

Don’t pet it, it’s a hamcrack!

That hamcrack the other day really tore me up.

Damnit! Hamcrack made me bleed again!

Hamcrack by Sweetpetunia July 27, 2022