Ham Crack

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

Ham Crack by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

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cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

cracking ham by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

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Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers

To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.

Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers by Dmanz82 November 2, 2011

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Hamcrack

A small, adorable and easily agitated dog.
Prone to biting without provocation.

Don’t pet it, it’s a hamcrack!

That hamcrack the other day really tore me up.

Damnit! Hamcrack made me bleed again!

Hamcrack by Sweetpetunia July 27, 2022

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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