Hamcrack

A small, adorable and easily agitated dog.
Prone to biting without provocation.

Don’t pet it, it’s a hamcrack!

That hamcrack the other day really tore me up.

Damnit! Hamcrack made me bleed again!

by Sweetpetunia July 27, 2022

Ham Crack

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018