halp

An exaggerated form of help, usually used when in distress.

Can also be a chatspeak form of help.

"HALP! I tied mah legs together and I can't get them untied!"

"I not needs a halp"

by Jennsiffer February 13, 2010

Halp

The derp version of help

Omg halp

by yahooimalive May 21, 2015

Halp

Halp is a really important message, for help. If you get this message, you must go the person right away. Commonly found in video games, such as DN(Dragon Nest) when you are in a party.

"HALPP!!!"

"What is it?!"

"JUST HALP!!"

"Help..."

"GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND HALP!!"

"OK, OK. OMW!"

by darkcreep1245 January 24, 2017

HALP

1) Help.

2) Favorite word of Code Zero, used when he is in distress.

1) HALP! How do I surf the net!?

2) Aarun: dood rawns not gona do bootz no moer
Code Zero: lol HALP!

by _Doom.Gaze October 2, 2004

Halp

Halp, is when you Help someone. Often in the most Amusing and trollish way possible. Halping someone often results in far worse, if more entertaining problems.

I'm Halping!

by The Scaled King November 28, 2018

Halp

A desperate way of saying help. Usually used in emergency situations where mispronunciation due to events occurs. Notorious for use in lolcat pictures.

Ex. Tom: Shit! I'm drowning!

Bob: What do I do?!!

Tom: Halp!

Noob on CoD
Nub: wtf man! halp me u frking nub piece of crap!

Also, can be used as a word towards women as a way to request an emergency sandwich.
ex. (stomach growls) Guy: HALP!

by latter678 January 21, 2011

Halp

Halp is another word for Help. It's a word to attract species to come lend a hand or voice. It won't do anything when you need help escaping Dexter. :)

"HALP I'm being stalked for 1 day to a week, maybe a month if i'm sneaky. I then got injected with an animal tranquilizer. I was undressed and wrapped in plastic wrap, with the room full of plastic wrap to keep fingerprints and blood out of the room. There's a strange man that is kind of handsome. He was probably the one who tranquilized me. He's showing me pictures of the women and men i've killed. I am crying right now, can you hear it? Ahh. He then stabs me. I am dea..." (This was one sentence, I just added periods because i'm on my period. Thank you.)

by Doht Cahm August 13, 2019