Halp is a really important message, for help. If you get this message, you must go the person right away. Commonly found in video games, such as DN(Dragon Nest) when you are in a party.
by darkcreep1245 January 25, 2017
Halp, is when you Help someone. Often in the most Amusing and trollish way possible. Halping someone often results in far worse, if more entertaining problems.
I'm Halping!
by The Scaled King November 29, 2018
A desperate way of saying help. Usually used in emergency situations where mispronunciation due to events occurs. Notorious for use in lolcat pictures.
Ex. Tom: Shit! I'm drowning!
Bob: What do I do?!!
Tom: Halp!
Noob on CoD
Nub: wtf man! halp me u frking nub piece of crap!
Also, can be used as a word towards women as a way to request an emergency sandwich.
ex. (stomach growls) Guy: HALP!
Bob: What do I do?!!
Tom: Halp!
Noob on CoD
Nub: wtf man! halp me u frking nub piece of crap!
Also, can be used as a word towards women as a way to request an emergency sandwich.
ex. (stomach growls) Guy: HALP!
by latter678 January 20, 2011
Halp is another word for Help. It's a word to attract species to come lend a hand or voice. It won't do anything when you need help escaping Dexter. :)
"HALP I'm being stalked for 1 day to a week, maybe a month if i'm sneaky. I then got injected with an animal tranquilizer. I was undressed and wrapped in plastic wrap, with the room full of plastic wrap to keep fingerprints and blood out of the room. There's a strange man that is kind of handsome. He was probably the one who tranquilized me. He's showing me pictures of the women and men i've killed. I am crying right now, can you hear it? Ahh. He then stabs me. I am dea..." (This was one sentence, I just added periods because i'm on my period. Thank you.)
by Doht Cahm August 13, 2019
Halp is a term used when a man brags he can suck his own dick. Halp is also used in primedice.com among a small crowd that has a circle suck off competition for attention.
by CaptHowdy919 April 11, 2017
Halp is the intentional misspelling of the word help. Halp is usually used as a trap in order to catch gay boys.
by Not a Liar March 13, 2015