Halpin

Something that mysteryisly gets stuck in a butt at night.

He woke up with a halpin in his butt.

by Paulster September 13, 2005

Halpin

A person who passes out after one gib, normally a queer as well

That kid just pulled a Halpin, he's passed out!

by Crazy kid November 13, 2014

halpin'd

An unexpected job loss, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.

Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpin'd

by Brute' May 9, 2008

Jamie halpin

That emo child in school that listens to Oprah not being funny but simply because he likes it for some reason. He aspires to work in a church to hear confections.

*Walks past Jamie Halpin*
Guy 1 - Holy Shit! Was that guy seriously listening to Oprah music.
Guy 2 - Dale, I believe he was..

by The Local Candy Man 69 October 19, 2021

bryan halling

The act of orally pleasuring ones butthole. Not to be confused with a typical rimjob; the "Bryan Hall" utilizes a full tongue stroking technique along with full eye contact with the intended region. Commonly leads to Pinkeye for the providing participant.

Damn Adam I've been"Bryan Halling" that chick all night!

by BuhDeavy December 11, 2013

Happiness Hangover

The crappy depressed feeling that comes after a time of great happiness. Like a hangover from alcohol, minus the alcohol.

Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.

John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.

Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!

by Noodle Legs November 25, 2011

Haloing

To sing the Halo theme song in the restroom while standing still doing the T-pose

Principle: what were you doing in the restroom
Student: We were just Haloing
Principle: NO HALOING ALLOWED!!!

by Halobeast123 July 4, 2018