Halperin 

It is a Jewish name. Many Halperins become business persons, lawyers, or accountants. Other Halperins can end up in the streets.

1. Person 1: Hey look at that successful businessman!

Person 2: Yeah he's definately a Halperin, eh?

Person 1: Yeah...I wondered why he was so successful!

2. Person 1: Wow look at that dirty hobo in the streets!

Person 2: Don't mind him he's just a Halperin

Halperin by chikorita no. 5 May 17, 2010

Halperin 

A tiny little man always trying to prove himself

That boy was working hard to hide his halperin

Halperin by The einner August 19, 2025

Mr. Halpern

The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.

"Who's that really tall eight grader?" "Oh, that's just Mr. Halpern."

Mr. Halpern by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

Bryce Harpering 

When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.

Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.

We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.

Bryce Harpering by ponzi_joe May 17, 2013

William Halpern 

New Paltz middle school quire teacher who claims he is fourteen, but some sources point towards him being twenty-eight. Tall, awkward and a little geeky, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. He has been depicted artistically as both a llama and a dinosaur, and both fit him very well.

"Who's that awkward eight grader?" "Oh, that's William Halpern."

William Halpern by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

harpering 

To finish on a girls chest

Did you harper her last night?

I enjoy harpering

harpering by Ji Youn Young December 12, 2009

Halpern 

A person who you can blame anything on in order to not get in trouble by your parents.

Mom- "Son, I found this bag of pot in your room today"
Son- "Oh Mom, That isn't mine. Halpern was over here and was smoking pot, I'm sorry"
Mom- "Thank Heavens! I always knew you were a good boy. Oh, and that Halpern is not welcome here anymore!"

Halpern by Bluntsnakes December 30, 2010