Halpern 

A person who you can blame anything on in order to not get in trouble by your parents.

Mom- "Son, I found this bag of pot in your room today"
Son- "Oh Mom, That isn't mine. Halpern was over here and was smoking pot, I'm sorry"
Mom- "Thank Heavens! I always knew you were a good boy. Oh, and that Halpern is not welcome here anymore!"

Halpern by Bluntsnakes December 30, 2010

halpern 

someone who is laid back and well known for people being able to confront with their problems

I need to talk to someone about my problems...where is a halpern when you need it?

halpern by CHILIZZZNUM1 June 11, 2006

Mr. Halpern

The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.

"Who's that really tall eight grader?" "Oh, that's just Mr. Halpern."

Mr. Halpern by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

William Halpern 

New Paltz middle school quire teacher who claims he is fourteen, but some sources point towards him being twenty-eight. Tall, awkward and a little geeky, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. He has been depicted artistically as both a llama and a dinosaur, and both fit him very well.

"Who's that awkward eight grader?" "Oh, that's William Halpern."

William Halpern by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

Jim Halpert 

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.

Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”

Jim Halpert by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

Jim Halpert 

A snack.

Jim Halpert? He's the most delicious snack I've ever seen.

Jim Halpert by MaggotyFoods June 20, 2019

pam halpert 

The cutest girl on The Office and the cutest girl Jim dates and then marries

pam halpert is that cute girl that Jim halpert marries right?

pam halpert by Theofficefan_101 September 27, 2017