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Hallowho 

When your wife is discussing Halloween decorations and you are trying to understand what she said.

A term used for husbands that don’t understand why wives love Halloween decorations.
Example:
(It’s Halloween month)
Wife- “Look Johnny I don’t understand why our neighbor Mrs. Stingman Is beating the crap out her husband tonight in their backyard”
Husband- “because that fool is a Hallowho who doesn’t show any interest in the hard work the wife put on her decorations”
Wife- “I’m glad you are not a Hallowho honey or I would hope you stump your toe in the nearest chair tonight and cut your balls off while you are sleeping.”
Hallowho by Iron dough August 21, 2023
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Hallowporn

The visual and physical treats you get in preparation for Halloween, usually when the opposite sex models their costume.
Man, I had some amazing Hallowporn last night when Catherine showed me her nurse costume.
or
Damn, she put on her boots from that costume last night...sweet Hallowporn!!!
Hallowporn by sob13 October 30, 2009

hallophobia 

The fear of walking in hallways alone.
A 5 year old usually has hallophobia.
hallophobia by Mr. DFTBA February 3, 2014

Hallow-Ho 

A woman that was born on October 31st aka. Halloween
Your birthday is on Halloween? You’re a Hallow-Ho then.
Hallow-Ho by connorscottaddison October 31, 2017

Hallowork 

Halloween at work. Dressing up, scarfing candy, and participating in general tom-foolery while at work on October 31st for the sake of Samhein.
P1: Hey fellow soulless coworker, Happy Hallowork. I love your inmate costume.

P2: I thought it is fitting.
Hallowork by Sjp309 November 1, 2017

Halowhore 

A person who always talks about the Halo games. The person is so obsessed that he has dreams about Halo.
Jim: Dude Halo Reach is coming out! I can't wait I have all the halo games, and I love them to death!

Bob: Stop being a Halowhore, man.
Halowhore by wordfinder756 July 10, 2010

Hallowgoodbuymas 

A couple of puns to point a cynical view of that period from around Halloween to the New Year Sales which comes and goes in a tsunami of commerce...
'Jeez ! Halloween already ! We're into the hysteria of Hallowgoodbuymas now...'

'I'd love to be somewhere at this time of year far away from the stores, and lists of obligatory presents... I call it Hallowgoodbuymas...'
Hallowgoodbuymas by mikroth November 19, 2007