Halfwitty 

Comments made by a Halfwit trying to sound witty

Pinon trys to belittle people by using Halfwitty comments

Halfwitty by Finicut January 6, 2005

halfwit

Dimwitted person. Simpleton. Slow. Stupid. Dullard.

People who put people's names on here to slag them off.

halfwit by GayRevolutionary July 5, 2003

halfwit

George W. Bush

current president for the u.s. of a.

halfwit by Q March 6, 2004

Formulaic Halfwit

Formulaic Halfwit is exactly as it sounds. Someone who is lacking in creativity and is dimwitted, slow, or stupid.

Person A along with a group of our friends: *wakes me up from a nap to do something stupid*

Me: If you formulaic halfwits want to go and do something stupid then by all means do it but leave me out of it.

Formulaic Halfwit by Ohhheneedssomemilk September 17, 2018

Halfwit

A spoilt layabout brat who bought his way in to Oxford University. After suffering from a bad case of posh existential angst (the kind of malaise that only posh types suffer) he embarked on a campaign of summer of love in the Big Brother house: this summer of love was whiled away killing cute little rodents with execrable singing, making obscene gestures at mature ladies, ogling anything with a pulse and crying over spilt milk. Being a work-dodging, posh boy wastrel, he mistakenly thought hippy ideology meant living off daddy's fat wallet and talking complete bollocks all day. Hobby hippies are usually to be found under a rock or in a dark corner soliloquising the mantra of "dude cool cat man, dude cool cat man..." until they cum all over their cruddy old dressing gowns. Halfwit now intends to pursue a career in politics as a Tory MP. This is good. He will join the other countless MPs who've also 'lived' a debased, shallow and superficial existence and who then go on to obtain positions of power that dictate the life entire of honest hard working individuals. This is life, this is reality, this is democracy...

Halfwit philosophising: "Like man, dude, great ambition, the desire of real superiority, of leading and directing, seems like dude to be altogether peculiar to man, and speech is the great instrument of ambition like."

Halfwit by Quarterwit August 19, 2009

covid halfwit 

This refers to all who don't think its important to wear a mask during the covid19 pandemic. They are slow witted, selfish and refuse to wear a mask thinking they aren't gonna get the virus. They have no clue how the virus works and its possible they are the carriers spreading the virus to others. Not everyone has signs and symptoms so wear a mask.

guy 1: Would you look at all those covid halfwits walking around in the grocery store not wearing a mask. guy 2: I see them. They could care less that they are infecting others and keeping the virus alive.

covid halfwit by jimmybomm May 1, 2020

Halfwit

A popular contestant from UK Big Brother 10, who promotes a hippy-ish ideology of happiness, peace and love on earth. He walks around the garden in his blue bath robe, singing and laughing to himself. Can often be found having interesting discussions about philosophy, politics and psychology.

Annoys the other housemates because of his orgasms over food.

Looks kinda like Jesus.

Halfwit eating cereal: 'Mmmmmmm..... aaaaaahhhhh.... yeeeahhhhhhhh... mmmmmmmm.... oh God this cereal is so good that I'm going to come..... yeaaaahhhh'.

Halfwit by clever-clogs July 7, 2009