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Dimwitted person. Simpleton. Slow. Stupid. Dullard.
People who put people's names on here to slag them off.
by GayRevolutionary July 05, 2003
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1. A person of subnormal intelligence.

2. One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence.

3. A person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person.
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.
by zingeraddict September 26, 2011
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1.a person of subnormal intelligence

2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence

3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.
by zingeraddict May 29, 2011
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stupid person who is 1 can short of a six pack, 2 rolls short of a picnic etc.., to have no common sense.
calfhead is a fuckin half wit!
by zabba September 11, 2003
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Individual incapable of grasping concepts easily understood by a gorilla.
I enjoy tailgating with my friends at MSU, but they're all half wits and I find myself growing dumber by the day.
by JoeMayo November 07, 2014
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