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Dimwitted person. Simpleton. Slow. Stupid. Dullard.
People who put people's names on here to slag them off.
halfwit by GayRevolutionary July 5, 2003

halfwich 

A sandwich with only one slice of bread as opposed to two or more, often folded lengthwise.
I was hungry lazy, so I made myself a ham halfwich last night at midnight.
halfwich by Bobwich November 18, 2005

hamwitch 

An inverse han sandwitch, where the a piece of bread is placed between two large chunks of ham.
This hamwitch is so much better than the regular sandwitches I eat.
hamwitch by Milcho January 17, 2008
current president for the u.s. of a.
halfwit by Q March 6, 2004

Halfwitty 

Comments made by a Halfwit trying to sound witty
Pinon trys to belittle people by using Halfwitty comments
Halfwitty by Finicut January 6, 2005

Formulaic Halfwit

Formulaic Halfwit is exactly as it sounds. Someone who is lacking in creativity and is dimwitted, slow, or stupid.
Person A along with a group of our friends: *wakes me up from a nap to do something stupid*

Me: If you formulaic halfwits want to go and do something stupid then by all means do it but leave me out of it.