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Dimwitted person. Simpleton. Slow. Stupid. Dullard.
People who put people's names on here to slag them off.
halfwit by GayRevolutionary July 5, 2003

halfwich 

A sandwich with only one slice of bread as opposed to two or more, often folded lengthwise.
I was hungry lazy, so I made myself a ham halfwich last night at midnight.
halfwich by Bobwich November 18, 2005

hamwitch 

An inverse han sandwitch, where the a piece of bread is placed between two large chunks of ham.
This hamwitch is so much better than the regular sandwitches I eat.
hamwitch by Milcho January 17, 2008
George W. Bush
current president for the u.s. of a.
halfwit by Q March 6, 2004

Halfwitty 

Comments made by a Halfwit trying to sound witty
Pinon trys to belittle people by using Halfwitty comments
Halfwitty by Finicut January 6, 2005

Formulaic Halfwit

Formulaic Halfwit is exactly as it sounds. Someone who is lacking in creativity and is dimwitted, slow, or stupid.
Person A along with a group of our friends: *wakes me up from a nap to do something stupid*

Me: If you formulaic halfwits want to go and do something stupid then by all means do it but leave me out of it.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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