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That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.
See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.
Haffner by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

buckled halfer 

faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.
only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?
buckled halfer by Nesty. January 4, 2012

halfternoon 

The halfway point in the afternoon. The afternoon is between 12:00 and 5:00 pm, with the halfternoon occurring at 2:30 pm. People generally have a buffer of a half hour before and after halfternoon; therefore the usage is standard between 2:00 and 3:00 pm.
Good halfternoon Peggy. Now that it is halfternoon, I am feeling less sluggish.
halfternoon by Doctor Geo Zee March 5, 2020

halfnard 

derogatory term for an idiot literally meaning having only one testicle.
"What an idiot! That halfnard over there doesn't know my ass from a hole in the ground."

"Hey leave him alone. It's not his fault he had mumps as a child. Besides, I don't see him poking his stick in the hole in the ground!"
halfnard by ken69 January 27, 2009

34 and a halfer 

someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.
that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.
34 and a halfer by snatchtrapp October 20, 2008

halfternoon 

The part of the afternoon after 2:00
My boss isn't around today so I might take the halfternoon off to go fishing
halfternoon by butts March 19, 2008