hafner

They have a incredibly huge penis, Has a great sense of humour and only dates hot chicks Has some fresh af hair and has a friend called dylan

The word hafner is a savage kid who gets all the girls

hafner by YurBrudda January 10, 2018

Hauners 

Scottish term for needing assistance in a fight

My mate was getting a kicking off a guy so he shouted "Hauners" a we all jumped in to help

Hauners by Mackrod August 30, 2011

Haffner

That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.

See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.

Haffner by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

Brian Haner Jr. 

Lead guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold

stage name: Synyster Gates

Has extensive work of tattoos on his body.
Also has a few piercings (nose and ears, etc?).

Is known for being one of THE best lead guitarists. Also has excellent Solos. A few examples demonstrated in the following songs: "To End the Rapture", "Bat Country", "Unholy Confessions" and "Chapter Four"

A. Brian Haner Jr. is such a hottie!

B. Brian is my idol. He has inspired me to learn how to play the guitar.

C. Not only is Brian smokin' hot, but he is also one of the best guitarists!

Brian Haner Jr. by Lady_Kalakaz January 21, 2009

Hannered

Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.

"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"

Hannered by gines and hans October 29, 2011

brian haner 

Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold's father. Also a very talented guitarist who brought his son up to do the same. Can be seen in Achmed's Jingle Bombs video as the "guitar guy."

Dude 1: Do you know who Brian Haner is?
Dude 2: Of course I do. He's Syn Gates' father, and a kickass guitarist.

brian haner by tazunderfire6661 May 21, 2008

hefnering 

To relax during the evening with a glass of your favorite liquer. Robe, lounge chair, pipe and firepalce add to the hefnering feel.

I"m having such a hard day I barely take it. When I get home im going have a glass of my favorite cognac and Hefnering it the rest of the evening.

hefnering by Hilmar Sigurdsson March 19, 2008