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windows halflife
The logarythmic degradation of a windows operating system. The longer you use windows, the slower it gets. Windows changes from operational to sluggish, to annoying, to unusable.
Windows XP has a half-life of about 9 months, after which it becomes annoying to use and a format is in need to make it run properly
windows halflife by frickendevil January 15, 2005
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Halflic • half lick • halfrican • Halfrican American • Halfling • Halfrica • Halfcican • Halfican American • halficle • Halflack
Halfrica
<half-rick-uh> - fictitious magical place where mulatto people come from, like little people come from the merry old land of Oz, or elves come from the North Pole, Halfricans from Halfrica. People from Halfrica often retain super-human qualities of both races (see Tiger Woods, 3 time PGA green jacket wearer, Halle Berry, the most beautiful woman alive, and Barack Obama, the first Halfrican American President.)
Because one of Barack Obama's parents came as a legal immigrant from Indonesia, and the other one is from Kansas, we can logically deduce that he is truly from the magical land of Halfrica.
Halfrica by Stu Cherbourg May 10, 2009
halfrican
halfrican by therealslimshady2 January 24, 2015
Halfican American
A person of mixed race, typically African American and Caucasian; An individual who is of two races.
Halfican American by Salsagroovy September 10, 2010
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