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half lacked 

Feeling not quite right but normal enough to make it through your day. Somethings just not quite right.
Ken didn't take his morning meds, so he felt half lacked all day.
half lacked by Kenbo 337 September 27, 2025

halfcocked 

having a dick that is half the normal size. Having a dick that is half the size of your wife/girlfriends lover's dick (Primarily in the case of a cuckold). Inadequate penis
My halfcocked husband watches me take a real dick before cleaning up the mess
halfcocked by halfcocked January 21, 2007

Johnny Halfcocked 

One who goes off half cocked, and drops stuff in shit. It helps if the person's name is Johnny but not necessary.
Hey!!

Johnny halfcocked just dropped that hacksaw blade in the oil sump.
Johnny Halfcocked by Big Clock August 6, 2009
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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