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half lacked 

Feeling not quite right but normal enough to make it through your day. Somethings just not quite right.
Ken didn't take his morning meds, so he felt half lacked all day.
half lacked by Kenbo 337 September 27, 2025

halfcocked 

having a dick that is half the normal size. Having a dick that is half the size of your wife/girlfriends lover's dick (Primarily in the case of a cuckold). Inadequate penis
My halfcocked husband watches me take a real dick before cleaning up the mess
halfcocked by halfcocked January 21, 2007

Johnny Halfcocked 

One who goes off half cocked, and drops stuff in shit. It helps if the person's name is Johnny but not necessary.
Hey!!

Johnny halfcocked just dropped that hacksaw blade in the oil sump.
Johnny Halfcocked by Big Clock August 6, 2009

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026