Halald

(v.) when you get hit on by your street meet guy

street meat man: white sauce, hot sauce?

me: just white sauce

street meat man: why no hot sauce... oh because you are already hot?!!

me: did i just get halald at?!
friend: yes!

by danger d September 24, 2012

halad moment

A great moment in gaming history.

YO you see that singed get a pentakill?? That was a HALAD MOMENT!!!

by Bogartcross September 5, 2021

Halalify

To make proper or ritually pure or eat food conforming to dietary Islamic laws.

Some food industries don't halalify meat

by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012

Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal

The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.

The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.

If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.

Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."

by Lexatic September 23, 2020

halal

a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.

Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............

by ka-jay-jay August 18, 2008

So not halal mode

A term used to describe a usually inappropriate action

Ben Dover: Bro, did you see Emily’s new bikini picture, it’s so hot dude ong 🥵🥵
Joe: Hey, that’s so not halal mode. Let’s keep it halal from here on

by Demarcuscousinsthethird December 17, 2021

Sooooooooo not halal mode

When something is not halal

What it has wine thaths sooooooooo not halal mode

by Jtp September 1, 2021