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1. n. A prolific haiku poet.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.
Did you know that Charlotte writes haikus?

Really?

Yeah, she writes like ten a day.

Wow. She's a haikuzi.
haikuzi by picc285 May 3, 2019
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Haiyu Haiyull haiyun haiku Haikyuu! Hairul haitus haiya Haiyaa Hayuno
Haiya is the opposite of fuiyoh and is the MSG of words. It is used when expressing extreme disappointment, frustration, etc. The word went from only being popular in middle-aged English speaking Asian groups to being appreciated by a wide range of people because of recent viral videos on Youtube by Uncle Roger, a persona created by an Malaysian British comedian, Nigel Ng.

"Everybody should use the word haiya to expand your vocabulary, no matter if you're asian, white, black, or green." -- Uncle Roger, 2020
"Haiya green again today, so sad."
Haiya by DonXnoD September 23, 2020
A small bullied tangerine meets a whole bunch of tall hot boys and they all play volley ball.
50% percent of Haikyuu:

Hinata: Wow! I love this place, your all so wonderful

Kageyama: STFU
Haikyuu by I love Killua October 27, 2020
Uncle Roger's catchprase.
In Mandarin it is "āi yā" which means "Oh No!"
But Uncle Roger is Hokkien Chinese.

So In Hokkien Chinese, "hāi" means fucked up. "ah" is when something is done.
So the phrase "Haiyaa" means you did something fucked up.

It's not racist for non-Asian folks to say Haiyaa.
"Haiyaa is the MSG of words, it contain all the flavor..." "Your bus comes late, Haiyaa." "Your baby born with three arm, Haiyaa."
Haiyaa by agustin-harrison-69420 October 1, 2021

Yuzuru Hanyu 

Japanese, born 7 Dec 1994. Double Olympic Gold Medalist in the men's figure skating division, broken 19 world records, first male skater to achieve the Super Slam, winning all the major competitions, greatest figure skater of all time.

He's charismatic, handsome, smart, talented, respectful, elegant and graceful in figure skating and also everything in his life. Needs 8 bodyguards to keep hyped fans and journalists from his distance.

Carries a Winnie the pooh tissue box everywhere. Audiences roar and scream when he takes off his jacket. Winnie the Pooh plushies fly and screams intensify everytime after he skates.
1. We are rooting for Hanyu's third Olympic gold medal in Beijing 2022.
2. Yuzuru Hanyu is so hot he can melt the ice.
Yuzuru Hanyu by Freid chciken October 25, 2020
A small human tangerine meets a tall angry blueberry. They started off as enemies but slowly becomes friends through the power of volleyball, and along the way, they meet a bunch of cats, a few owls, and Oikawa.
I started watching Haikyuu for volleyball but stayed for the hot boys and the muscles.

Waka-chan out!
Haikyuu by RelAx21 December 30, 2020