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a hot girl who has a fat ass and a really good personality
Yo did you see that girl?
yeah bro she’s definitely haisten
Haisten by vhkhty November 7, 2020
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1. To do or say something without delay, often in order to correct what might otherwise be a misleading impression.

2. To speed something up.

3. To go somewhere quickly or without delay.
1. "But she's perfectly right," he hastened to add.
2. A vacation would hasten his recovery.
3. He hastened to her side.
Hasten by Jafje April 15, 2007

hasten your pace 

to effectively increase one's speed in order not to remain stagnant or in fact go back in time.
hasten your pace and have a froff!!

why are you so unhasty?
your pace hastening skills are dismal
if you don't hasten your pace immidately you will get a kick in the teeth
you pace is so unhastened that a sloth would overtake you
hasten your pace by Mac-ingston October 12, 2010
The name Halsten, they are crazy sometimes gets into trouble more than they can handle. Ruthless and proud, never worry they are very caring and loyal. Often he/she can have the biggest hearts. Some people look at them as troubled people but really they are just a bunch of fun, loving, REBElS who love partying in the great out doors!!
Attractive crazy country psychoticloving
Did you see what happened to the Halsten's at their foot ball party today?
halsten by Kaitybear7116 December 21, 2016
Hes the kind of guy you love but hate he winks a lot he likes girls with big boobs and a big butt he loves football and he is just all around a great guy he can be annoying and mean to but his loyal and adorable I LOVE A HAISTON!!
Bre: haistons cute

Me: yeaa....

Bre:?? Whats wrong?
Me: Hes mine I called him
haiston by Caring about you October 10, 2013
one who pees their pants on the regular
God, that hoisten is so gross
hoisten by bruh cringe September 1, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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