hairy man 

hairy man is jimmy yes also known as my squishy

jimbo is not only my pyro hes also my hairy man lol

hairy man by PYROS EMMA October 21, 2004

hairy-man salsa 

Its what you get when you jizz all over a woman's vajina and the pubic hair gets stuck together with the sperm

After we fucked, she washed her hairy-man salsanoun.

hairy-man salsa by Chase Zarate May 8, 2009

Hairy Man Bum Pie 

See dirtbox

He likes Hairy Man Bum Pie

Hairy Man Bum Pie by Anonymous July 18, 2003

hairy man salsa

Its what you get when you jizz all over her vagina and her pubic hairs get stuck together

1)I wasn't gonna eat her hairy man salsa.
2)She washed her hairy man salsa after we fucked
3)I put some hairy man salsa on her taco

hairy man salsa by ChaseZarate May 8, 2009

homeless hairy man baby 

Elia V.

A child of many mysteries, a phenomenon, may have come from Area 51

Oh my god, Elia, the homeless hairy man baby is coming!!

homeless hairy man baby by uncookedgarbanzobean9 July 28, 2019

Hairy Bean Man [HBM] 

A Hairy Bean Man - HBM for short - is a term used to describe a certain type of laid back, crunchy, shaggy hippie guy. They are generally short - under 6" tall - skinny, guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes who abide like the Dude and toke up like Tommy Chong.

Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.

Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.

Man (noun) : obvious reasons.

OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta

Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus

"I met a really cool Hairy Bean Man HBM on Shakedown at the UC-Boulder Phish show this weekend! His HBM friends were all kinda spun out and needed to shave/take a bath, but he was still mad cool and smoked us all up."

Hairy Bean Man [HBM] by magnesiumonthree November 9, 2009

Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass 

While watching porn, the unfortunate and unappealing presence of a naked, jackhammering male arse in the shot. Really spoils the atmosphere.

Coined by Bill Hicks.

"I thought you said this was porn. All it is is a hairy boobin' man ass and a Wah-wah pedal"

Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass by Eldritch September 25, 2003