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blind hairy hands

When you touch yourself these are some of the notable symptoms.
That guy touches himself, we call him bhh (blind hairy hands)
blind hairy hands by jjplatinum March 3, 2017

Hairy Handcuff 

The act of fisting an extremely hairy asshole to the point that said fist gets tangled by his massive ass hair.
Reggie's ass was so Sasquatch, when I fisted him last night, he put me in a Hairy Handcuff...
Hairy Handcuff by RacerX03 November 5, 2014

Hairy Handbag 

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina
I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag
Hairy Handbag by Charliebynature April 15, 2021

Handsome Harry 

(HAND-SUM-HARE-E) noun 1) The act of a penetrating a girl while she is dressed up in a dress of some type (this usually implies a slightly formal dress, but can be as casual as a sun dress). It typically implies flipping up the dress in a way that only allows access to vaginal area (top stays on)
After I chatted that bridesmaid up for an hour I took her back to my room and gave her a Handsome Harry half way through the reception.
Handsome Harry by ChaseKMiller October 27, 2011

HAND ON HAIR

hand on hair means you like men
e.g josh put his hand on hair for a snapchat selfie
HAND ON HAIR by hoemama852 June 9, 2022

hair to grow on the palm of your hand 

When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.
Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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