handbag

1. To shove or push someone in the face. Unlike striking.

No punches were thrown, only some handbags.

by nocturnal January 3, 2005

Handbag

What a wife calls her gay Husband.

There goes Lisa with her handbag.

by Thunderpeel April 15, 2009

handbag

A girls gay pal who unexpectedly turns up on your date

'How did you get on up Byres Rd?'
'Oh she brought her handbag Kieran!'

by James Stewart July 2, 2004

handbag

what you say to someone who gets all uppity when you make some jibe. Picture little old ladies raising their handbags in front of them and going "oooOOOOOooo"

TM: "...you're like their poster boy."

S: "WHAT? I can't believe you are saying that. In fact in the last two weeks i've taken the initiative to organise peeps I know to get to a private-party-in-a-club called Traffik, and to an upcoming Latin-inspired outdoor dance festival. Most people know which is my favourite venue (and, incidentally, I know which is most other peoples favourite as well because they've told me so, but there's always the odd one out) but that hasn't precluded me from going to loads of other clubs and events in the past just as it won't in the future..."

TM: "oooOOOOOooo! Ok man - don't have a hernia"

by TM June 14, 2004

Handbag

A boyfriend or girlfriend who is clingy or possessive or follows their boyfriend/girlfriend around all the time (including those that constantly text to 'see what you are up to' in other words check up on you)

"Steven follows me around all the time but seriously, I have a handbag and I don't need any more accessories" Said Kylie.
"I can see how this is going to go" replied Sara "He's a total handbag"

by Sofaqueen March 2, 2008

handbag

the female equivalent of tool.

A: What about Inez?
B: Well, It's not that I hate her, but she's just such handbag.

by the revolution never happened May 11, 2006

handbag

:noun: companion for outing or social occasion.
specifically: studly,butch,aussie, always willing to accompany a bangin' babe to theater, coffeehouse, bar or event of bangin' babes choosing.
Outing with handbag almost always involves some miscommunication over who gets to open the door for whom.

Wonder Woman had a spare ticket to the theater and Cuntstable McPhister offered to be her handbag.

by FURNACE March 5, 2005