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Definitions by Charliebynature

Butter Up 

In prison, inmates lubricate their arsehole with butter before they see a visitor bringing them contraband. It ensures a comfortable insertion of said contraband.
Flanno is coming to visit me in an hour with some Meth. I better go butter up.
Butter Up by Charliebynature April 9, 2022

Hairy Handbag 

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina
I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag

Smelly Safe 

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.
I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe
Smelly Safe by Charliebynature April 14, 2021