Skip to main content

Charliebynature's definitions

Butter Up

In prison, inmates lubricate their arsehole with butter before they see a visitor bringing them contraband. It ensures a comfortable insertion of said contraband.
Flanno is coming to visit me in an hour with some Meth. I better go butter up.
by Charliebynature April 9, 2022
mugGet the Butter Up mug.

Smelly Safe

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.
I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe
by Charliebynature April 14, 2021
mugGet the Smelly Safe mug.

Hairy Handbag

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina
I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag
by Charliebynature April 15, 2021
mugGet the Hairy Handbag mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email