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Definitions by Charliebynature

Butter Up 

In prison, inmates lubricate their arsehole with butter before they see a visitor bringing them contraband. It ensures a comfortable insertion of said contraband.
Flanno is coming to visit me in an hour with some Meth. I better go butter up.
Butter Up by Charliebynature April 9, 2022

Hairy Handbag 

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina
I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag
Hairy Handbag by Charliebynature April 15, 2021

Smelly Safe 

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.
I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe
Smelly Safe by Charliebynature April 14, 2021