Hairsuite

A mammoth amount of long, black, shinning pubic hair protruding from one's vagina.

John McDonagh's sister has her orginal hairsuite from 1980.

Hairsuite by Hugh G Rection May 12, 2003

hirsute

hairy mofo.

That pussy is hirsute!

hirsute by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

Hairdultery 

Cheating on your hairdresser.

I've gone to the same hairdresserfor 22 years. We're the same age so we've grown up together. We give presents to each other's kids. One day I canceled my appointment with her to go to someone closer, cheaper, and willing to take any man that walks in. They even know each other. I walk by both their shops regularly. I committed hairdultery. I feel terrible.

Hairdultery by WBdultery March 1, 2010

Hairdultery 

Cheating on your hairdresser.

I've gone to the same hairdresserfor 22 years. We're the same age so we've grown up together. We give presents to each other's kids. One day I canceled my appointment with her to go to someone closer, cheaper, and willing to take any man that walks in. They even know each other. I walk by both their shops regularly. I committed hairdultery. I feel terrible.

Hairdultery by WBdultery February 26, 2010

haircute 

when your haircut turns out to be way gorgeous and/or amazing

gus went in to get a haircut, but when i saw him i was like "OMG HE GOT A HAIRCUTE"

haircute by doylerofl March 27, 2008

HairShield 

A product that shields your hair from lice etc..

Can you please order a hairshield for me? I have a lot of lice and dust in my hair.

HairShield by Hydroshell May 8, 2018

haircutter 

Hairdresser, barber.

"My hair is too long, I have to go to the haircutter soon!"

haircutter by Nanda September 11, 2004