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pubic hair shield 

It is when your pubic hair tangles up into a shield if a man is about to be hit in the nads with a heavy object.

Hair Shield 

When you use the smell of your hair to SHIELD you from a particularly nasty odor.
That guy's BO was so rank! HAIR SHIELD!
Hair Shield by TagTeammmm November 21, 2010

harshfield 

The most badass last name, they will control your bitch ass in a second. Don't even look at them funny or your ass is busted up. All thats said is the will kick your ass and all your friends too. The most natorious is jason he was deadly.
Damn harshfield just kicked your ass.
harshfield by Lovelybirdsus September 16, 2020

Harshiel 

Example: don't bother with her, she's Harshiel
Harshiel by Late2theparty November 23, 2021

Harshiel 

The most awesome person you ever meet. Sexy and good in bed. Math master. Sexy
Yo I wish Harshiel would fuck me
Harshiel by DagREATkHALI February 25, 2022

Hairfield 

He’s the most sweetest man I’ve ever met he has a huge heart no matter what he will always be there for you he has a heart of gold . He never leaves his friends to suffer he always finds some way to comfort them and be there for them. no matter how much they betray him and hurt him he will still love them endlessly.
“Hairfield ” you’re the love of my life
Hairfield by Marissa22 November 7, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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