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Among us hairline 

Only the most elite members of society are seen with these. It is a privilege, but also a massive responsibility to have an among us hairline. The among us hairline is a symbol of leadership and superiority, which is why you have never seen one, for holders of the among us hairline do not show themselves amongst average human beings.
Among us hairline by ChardNard420 September 24, 2021

Fucked Up Hairline 

When your hairline looks awful or ghastly.
This may even cause others who see it to have a nauseating effect due to witnessing such an atrocity.
Drew aka Drewbacca perfectly exemplifies this definition:
His hairline resembles a staircase, now this wasn't done on purpose hence the "Fucked Up Hairline"

Visual Evidence:
Exhibit A:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3183251697_f95103f461.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3178603647_11c3f91e80.jpg
Fucked Up Hairline by Hypebeast2009 January 10, 2009

Hairline 

The line where your hair starts. For some reason, dumbasses like to make fun of people's hairlines when they don't really matter.
Kid: U HaVe a rachet hairline!
Sane person: Why does it matter?
Hairline by Racist21 June 3, 2015

hairline perm

Usually said to someone with the name xander, that has a perm and a shitty hairline.
"Look at that kids shitty as hairline"
"Ya, he's trying to hide it with his perm"
"Just because of his hairline perm, I'm gonna assume his name is xander
hairline perm by Borgus G peenerton December 31, 2020

hairline 

something that Jojo Siwa doesn't have
I haven't been to urban dictionary since the last time Jojo Siwa had a hairline.
hairline by sisterslang March 21, 2020

Hairline Malfunction 

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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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