hairoism 

Amazing achievements regarding cranial fur.

Parent of young children: I was in total hysterics after my 6-year-old son tried out his barbering skills on his little sister; fortunately, however, the town barber was able to preform an act of total hairoism on said cranial-makeover disaster, and thus make Little Daughter's tresses look tolerably dignified till they grew out again and could then be re-styled back to normal.

hairoism by QuacksO September 28, 2022

hairism 

hair·ism
The belief that hair type accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
Discrimination or prejudice based on hair.

hairist adj. & n.

Ginger people are dumb.

hairism by r ford February 3, 2004

Hairism 

When someones hair colour is made fun of, or used in a stereotypical way

'Hey Izzy, you're such a blonde!' reply, 'THATS HAIRISM!'

Hairism by januzajfan February 26, 2015

Hairism 

It is more than just Hair, Hairism is the judgement on ones hair by colour.

you are being hairism.

Hairism by Envy_3man October 3, 2018

Hairism 

When you are racist about someone hair color. Unless you are your hair is that colour you are not allowed to be hairism

'Yo look at that ranga' says a brunnette
That is Hairism sauys the Ranga

Hairism by Thatrangayo February 10, 2019

Hairism 

To be hair racist

“That Blonde is hella stupid”- Joe
“Hey that’s Hairism”- Kelly

Hairism by Reaper_Rai August 13, 2021

Haircism 

Be bigot to someone hair color

Don't add John he has red hair
You can say that that's haircism

Haircism by The_realwall November 2, 2022