Hair Chair

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Hair Chair.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

c-hair

A hair floating in a body of water.

I was swimming at English bay and i noticed a patch of curly c-hair.

by Charis. October 28, 2010

C Hair

A highly accurate unit of measure that also refers to body hair that grows in a certain region of the female anatomy.

Damn, Steve - That's too bad. You only missed that putt by a fucking C Hair!! Good effort though.

by PattyMac78 November 4, 2009

c hair

n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.

Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

C-hair

the polite way to say cunthair.
its advisible to use this form when any females are within earshot.

the bullets missed Rambo by just a C-hair.

by overlander June 5, 2005

C Hair

A cunt hair.

That’s thinner than a “C Hair”.

by MDMikey May 20, 2018