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the polite way to say cunthair.
its advisible to use this form when any females are within earshot.
the bullets missed Rambo by just a C-hair.
C-hair by overlander June 5, 2005
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A highly accurate unit of measure that also refers to body hair that grows in a certain region of the female anatomy.
Damn, Steve - That's too bad. You only missed that putt by a fucking C Hair!! Good effort though.
C Hair by PattyMac78 November 4, 2009
n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.
Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.
c hair by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
That’s thinner than a “C Hair”.
C Hair by MDMikey May 20, 2018
a term of measurment inventent in WWII for less than a millamenter.
I just missed that son-a-bitch tojo by a c hair.
c hair by tipsy mcstagger September 28, 2005

red c hair 

red c hair smaller than a c hair because red hair is the finest hair in terms of thickness
red c hair by Bruce Spinner April 24, 2006
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