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Hai Tek Hai 

A place where magical things happens. A place where all of your dreams come true... from pedophiliac behavior to downright ghettoness, HTH has it all. From skirts that actually stop at the waist instead of above the knee to sex-crazed girls waiting to be knocked up. HTH definitely has it all. It's a place where dirty old men stare down girls' shirts, where young teachers have sex with each other all day long and where perverted freshman boys can actually get whats left of some endangered beautiful junior girls. It sure is a great place to be. Where all the students are staunch democrats even though we voted for a rightwing conservative republican who will surely bring us back to the pilgrim days. HTH is a fabulous place. Where the acronym TPOL actually means Touching Pussies of Lesbians and not transitional presentations of learning. Where the students are so dumb that they smoke weed in the bathroom instead of outside of schoolgrounds. Surely, HTH is a wonderful place. A place that will stay in all of our hearts. Even though they reek of incestual inbreeding.
Hai Tek Hai is full of vaginal discharges.
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Có khi nào ở nơi đâu đó nhìn về quá khứ của hai ta 

Instead of Rickroll, you play this cringy vietnamese song to raid the discord Elites server made by Admin 'Supreme': Gobble, aka 'Patrick Hanoi'.
Patrick: What sup guys today we playing Roblox with our friends.
Probot: /play: Có khi nào ở nơi đâu đó nhìn về quá khứ của hai ta, em có, biếttttttttttttttttttt...ớớớớớớớớớớớớơợớớớ.

diu nei lo mo chau hai 

The equivalent of "Fuck your mum's smelly pussy"
Friend: Ur mom gay
Me: Diu nei lo mo chau hai
Sor hai means stupid vagina in Cantonese, it is usually referred to stupid person
Fuck, he forgot to bring our tickets, such a sor hai!
sor hai by On9Mouse July 14, 2016

uruk-hai 

In J. R. R. Tolkien's fictional epic, "The Lord of the Rings," the Uruk-hai (Black Speech meaning Orc folk) were a new breed of Orcs that appeared during the Third Age. They were faster and stronger than their forebearers, and had the ability to travel in daylight. They are often mistaken to be a cross between Orcs and Elves, when in fact, Orcs are themselves transformed Elves--the purest form of life on Arda--who were captured and corrupted through torture and mutilation by Melkor in the First Age. Another common misconception is that they are a crossbreed of Orcs and Goblin Men; however, the term "Goblin" is synonymous with "Orc." Their exact origin is not precisely known, but it is suggested (and usually agreed) that they are the result of crossbreeding Orcs and Men, *hence* "Goblin-Men."
The Uruk-hai's armor was not turquoise!
uruk-hai by Gabbi December 28, 2005
It is a name often used by Chinese.

It describes a sexy but horny and perverted boy, or a boy who enjoys Loli.
“Giao, look at Zhe Hai!”

“Ew, Zhe Hai is smiling weirdly.”
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