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A really great guy with a great sense of humor.
Rando: Im sad
Haguz: I am me
Rando: Now im happy
Haguz by MotherAbuser March 10, 2024
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A last name most commonly mispronounced by stoopid soliciters.
Hi, may i please speak to mr. hagee, houge, hog, haguu

...erh it's actually hague, like the one in the netherlands you dumb soliciter.
hague by Alex Hague July 2, 2004
Related Words
Haguz Hagus hague Hagz Haguar Hauzenex Hague'd haguen hauze Haduzma
1.) n. A slang term for fecal matter
2.) v. The action of laying fecal matter
3.) A noun, adjective, or interjection, mainly to express one's disgust
4.) n. Any material of less importance, ie, useless junk
1.) Watch where you're walking! You dont want to step in that hagu, man.

2.) Hold up, we'll head to the party right after I hagu real quick.

3a.) You stupid hagu!
3b.) This hagu neighbor keeps looking into my bathroom window.
3c.) HAGU! I missed the game.

4.) I threw out all that hagu in the attic during spring cleaning.
hagu by haguhagumia June 28, 2006
A superior being who lowers his self to play with low lifes.
Hagop is known as Hagz because even when he plays down to his competition he still destroys them.
Hagz by Anonymous May 5, 2003
A woman 50+ who picks up men in their 30s. Like a cougar, but even older.
Did Steve really go home with that haguar?
haguar by maurice-nyc February 2, 2008
like poop or crap "shit"
"i just went to the bathroom and he took the biggest hagu in the world"
"SARA is hagu"
"Sara eats hagu"
Hagu by The boy 01 January 20, 2008
A word which has an unknown meaning to most and only those with superior knowledge can understand its concepts and meaning.
You sir are a haduzma
Haduzma by The haduzma king May 8, 2013
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