penis-strangling pile-driving badass
by dickpuncher123 September 30, 2014
The most amazing guy that you will ever meet. He is a very smart, very funny, sweet, and caring guy. He is handsome and is not afraid to meet new people. Very nice to girls. Might be sensitive, but can handle it. If you ever meet a Hauze then make sure not to lose him because he will make you day better.
by Little fun May 13, 2017
The pause you take before reflexively looking up information in order to try to remember it independently. Meant to increase memory capabilities.
Nate: what famous actor started their career as a stripper?
Dan: I don't remember off the top of my head, look it up.
Nate: Hauz Pauz
Dan: okay, I think it might have been Will Ferrel, or Jerry Seinfield. Maybe Channing Tatum.
Nate: ahh, I think Channing Tatum. Now I'll check to see if we are right.
Dan: I don't remember off the top of my head, look it up.
Nate: Hauz Pauz
Dan: okay, I think it might have been Will Ferrel, or Jerry Seinfield. Maybe Channing Tatum.
Nate: ahh, I think Channing Tatum. Now I'll check to see if we are right.
by Sakja June 20, 2016