tabophilia 

Not to be confused with taphophilia, tabophilia is a condition in which an Internet user becomes obsessed with browser tabs. A tabophile may have 10+ tabs open at any one time with the conviction that they may have the need to save those tabs for later. Another symptom is saving tabs at the end of each browsing session and letting them carry over to the next session. This allows the number of tabs to accumulate quite quickly. Sufferers of this condition are usually net addicts.

-"Why do you have 93 tabs open?"
-"Shut up, I might need all those!"
-"Holy crap, you have tabophilia, don't you?!"
-"Yeah, sorry I meant to tell you."

tabophilia by lechatfou August 12, 2009

fabophilia

characterized by being in love with all things fabulous.

Fabulous: Burberry, beautiful women, European men, jet-setting, wine tasting, French New Wave, catamarans and yachts, all things quaint or quintessential
Not fabulous: body oder, knock-offs, American culture, obesity, fast food that doesn't involve a humus or cheese plate and a bottle of Pinot Noir

A: "Is he a homosexual?"
B: "It's not that Sean is gay or straight, its that he's in love with all things that are fabulous."
A: "Fabophilia?"
B: "Exactly. He prefers wearing designer labels, driving the mercedes, and hates eating non-organic foods."

fabophilia by Dop.l.gang May 10, 2009

Teaophiliac

/tee"oh-fil"-ee-ac/*
noun
1. a tendency to really enjoy drinking tea;

2. a lover of tea

Betty drinks at least 3 cup of green tea a day, she is a true teaophiliac.

Teaophiliac by Teatime Designz September 3, 2016

Tabrophilia 

To have an extreme amount of tabs open whilst browsing the internet.

"David.... why do you have so many tabs open?"
David shrugs
"You have a severe case of tabrophilia"

Tabrophilia by Chlamydiargh May 29, 2017

theophilia 

an imaginary act of having sex with a divine being. The mere mention of this dang act is, definitely, profane or blasphemous and is liable to worldwide condemnation by both theological and non-theological circles.

How dare you mention the word theophilia in your article? Aren't you afraid of being not only harshly panned but also harshly punished everywhere you go?

theophilia by uttam maharjan February 16, 2010

Toxophilia 

Someone who finds sexual arousal by either shooting a bow and arrow or being shot at by someone welding a bow and arrow.

He had toxophilia, so he masturbated over pictures of lingerié clad ladies pretending to have been shot dead by several arrows.

Toxophilia by tvfetish September 24, 2021

tacophilia 

The feeling of attraction to, or love of, a whole mess of tacos

It's Tuesday and I cant control my tacophilia ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tacophilia by the137 June 20, 2020