An insult of epic proportions which is a combination of the words hag, douche, and fuck. Only used in dire situations when a quick and witty comeback cannot be thought of.
An old Colonial Service word, defined roughly as "a general process of bureaucratic disturbance, confusion, fear, suspicion and agitation, usually involving the search for the guilty and the punishment of the innocent, initiated by the nabob at the apex of the administrative pyramid in reaction to the incompetence or political incorrectness of an underling or underlings".