Harfouche

a bad ass motherfucker

that guy is a real Harfouche

by hmmmmmmm7mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm November 20, 2012

Hagdouchefah

An insult of epic proportions which is a combination of the words hag, douche, and fuck. Only used in dire situations when a quick and witty comeback cannot be thought of.

Josh: Hey you fucking fag, you suck.

Joe: Yeah well...your a...Hagdouchefah.

Josh: ...not cool, man.

by Jrod0708 June 9, 2010

hamtoucher

A person who enjoys the the tactile pleasure of touching ham.

For christs sake... some b3tan is moaning about the lack of definition for the word 'hamtoucher'. They must be a hamtoucher.

by Hamtouched January 1, 2006

Hannouched

Waking up to a sleeping mans hand down your pants. Smashing into something in a video game.

Yo get hannouched. I hope you get hannouched.

by Mundyy01 September 2, 2020

harouche

An old Colonial Service word, defined roughly as "a general process of bureaucratic disturbance, confusion, fear, suspicion and agitation, usually involving the search for the guilty and the punishment of the innocent, initiated by the nabob at the apex of the administrative pyramid in reaction to the incompetence or political incorrectness of an underling or underlings".

They gathered together to run the harouche.

by penguinlost July 21, 2017

Habbouche

Meaning to take it up the behind.

Bob: Hey , what did you do last night?

Sam: Oh I just took it up the habbouche by my boyfriend.

by yeyeye1113214 February 20, 2010

hairtouchers

1. Young and adolescent girls who love to handcomb, touch, feel, and play with another girls hair; usually takes place in a school environment, where the hairtoucher, sits in the desk directly behind the hairtouched. Not all girls like to be hairtouched.

2. Someone who likes to touch a shaggy dudes hair as purpose to annoy him.

3. Gay hairdressers.

That dude is braiding Melissas hair for her, he's such a hairtoucher!

Those damn hairtouchers are a bunch of gaytards!

by igotthedefs February 13, 2009