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Hagdouchefah 

An insult of epic proportions which is a combination of the words hag, douche, and fuck. Only used in dire situations when a quick and witty comeback cannot be thought of.
Josh: Hey you fucking fag, you suck.

Joe: Yeah well...your a...Hagdouchefah.

Josh: ...not cool, man.
Hagdouchefah by Jrod0708 June 9, 2010

hamtoucher 

A person who enjoys the the tactile pleasure of touching ham.
For christs sake... some b3tan is moaning about the lack of definition for the word 'hamtoucher'. They must be a hamtoucher.
hamtoucher by Hamtouched January 1, 2006

Hannouched 

Waking up to a sleeping mans hand down your pants. Smashing into something in a video game.
Yo get hannouched. I hope you get hannouched.
Hannouched by Mundyy01 September 2, 2020

harouche 

An old Colonial Service word, defined roughly as "a general process of bureaucratic disturbance, confusion, fear, suspicion and agitation, usually involving the search for the guilty and the punishment of the innocent, initiated by the nabob at the apex of the administrative pyramid in reaction to the incompetence or political incorrectness of an underling or underlings".
They gathered together to run the harouche.
harouche by penguinlost July 21, 2017

Habbouche 

Bob: Hey , what did you do last night?

Sam: Oh I just took it up the habbouche by my boyfriend.
Habbouche by yeyeye1113214 February 20, 2010

hairtouchers

1. Young and adolescent girls who love to handcomb, touch, feel, and play with another girls hair; usually takes place in a school environment, where the hairtoucher, sits in the desk directly behind the hairtouched. Not all girls like to be hairtouched.

2. Someone who likes to touch a shaggy dudes hair as purpose to annoy him.

3. Gay hairdressers.
That dude is braiding Melissas hair for her, he's such a hairtoucher!

Those damn hairtouchers are a bunch of gaytards!
hairtouchers by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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