haag 

some chick with 4 toes and a big ballsack

look at the balls on that haag

haag by god November 9, 2006

HAAG 

Hot At A Glance. A girl who looks attractive at first glance, but upon closer inspection, is anything but.

I was walking down the street and saw a smoking hot blond at the intersection and I had to double take. When I got a second look I realized she was a HAAG, much older and not attractive at all.

HAAG by Shoes McFeeley July 27, 2010

HAAG 

Haag is a common auto correction when one types "haha" and hits a g instead of the second h. ios devices autocorrect "haga" to haag

Kyle accidentally sent Alana haag when he tried to send haha

HAAG by Samantha Tabor February 25, 2017

Den Haag 

The official Dutch name for The Hague in Netherlands, the administrative capital of the Netherlands, while Amsterdam is the official capital. It is also the capital of the province of South Holland and the third largest city in the Netherlands (1st being Amsterdam and 2nd being Rotterdam).

Den Haag station.

Den Haag by Random User 2349 December 1, 2009

Haagen Daze 

State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.

I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.

Haagen Daze by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007

Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.

The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!

Häagen-Dazs thighs by macrent2 July 31, 2009

They have Häagen-Daz 

When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!

Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)

They have Häagen-Daz by Branta NoName February 18, 2019