I was walking down the street and saw a smoking hot blond at the intersection and I had to double take. When I got a second look I realized she was a HAAG, much older and not attractive at all.

HAAG by Shoes McFeeley July 27, 2010

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HAAG

Haag is a common auto correction when one types "haha" and hits a g instead of the second h. ios devices autocorrect "haga" to haag

Kyle accidentally sent Alana haag when he tried to send haha

HAAG by Samantha Tabor February 25, 2017

Den Haag

The official Dutch name for The Hague in Netherlands, the administrative capital of the Netherlands, while Amsterdam is the official capital. It is also the capital of the province of South Holland and the third largest city in the Netherlands (1st being Amsterdam and 2nd being Rotterdam).

Den Haag station.

Den Haag by Random User 2349 December 1, 2009

Haagen Daze

State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.

I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.

Haagen Daze by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007

Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.

The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!

Häagen-Dazs thighs by macrent2 July 31, 2009

They have Häagen-Daz

When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!

Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)

They have Häagen-Daz by Branta NoName February 18, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026