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HAAG
Hot At A Glance. A girl who looks attractive at first glance, but upon closer inspection, is anything but.
I was walking down the street and saw a smoking hot blond at the intersection and I had to double take. When I got a second look I realized she was a HAAG, much older and not attractive at all.
HAAG by Shoes McFeeley July 27, 2010
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Haagen Dazs • haag • haagen • Haagar • Haagen Daz’n • haagensen • Haagr • Haagam • Haagen all the Dazs • Häagen Dasz
HAAG
Haag is a common auto correction when one types "haha" and hits a g instead of the second h. ios devices autocorrect "haga" to haag
HAAG by Samantha Tabor February 25, 2017
Den Haag
The official Dutch name for The Hague in Netherlands, the administrative capital of the Netherlands, while Amsterdam is the official capital. It is also the capital of the province of South Holland and the third largest city in the Netherlands (1st being Amsterdam and 2nd being Rotterdam).
Den Haag by Random User 2349 December 1, 2009
Haagen Daze
State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.
I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.
Haagen Daze by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007
Häagen-Dazs thighs
A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.
The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!
Häagen-Dazs thighs by macrent2 July 31, 2009
They have Häagen-Daz
When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!
Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)
They have Häagen-Daz by Branta NoName February 18, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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