HUMPITIVE 

ADJECTIVE.

When one wants to be HUMPED. Preferably, by something HUMPABLE.

ALSO, HUMPITIVE can describe something HUMPFUL, having to do with HUMPING or anything HUMPABLE.

SYNONYM FOR HUMPFUL AND HUMPABLE, if used in the correct context. Also, a synonym for HORNY.

When you feel humpitive you feel humpable hence HOT.

"That chick's so humpative"

HUMPITIVE by Melissa December 6, 2003

humptied

disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")

"Like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin' down the stairs!"

"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."

humptied by Spike Endpiece January 11, 2008

Humptiness 

1. Noun-the state of being like Humpty Hump
2. Noun-greatness

Peace and Humptiness forever

Humptiness by gerardiswiggidywack July 25, 2004

Hoppitive 

1. (v) The act of hopping while feeling happy.
2. (v) Hopping up and down vigorously when you hear something you really enjoy.

Nathan was very hoppitive after he received his promotion yesterday.

Hoppitive by nathansgreatidea October 31, 2010

Humptie Dumptie

When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.

Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.

Tim: Dude I know, I did it...

Humptie Dumptie by The "on-the-spot" crapper May 10, 2010

Humptied

When you set down your glass piece in a stupid way and it falls over and cracks

"I put the bowl into my oil rig to see if it would work and set it down for one second and it immediately tipped over and humptied."

Humptied by Pozoe June 7, 2015

humpitis

You hump everything in sight, even your mother.

Man yesterday i had a bad case of humpitis!

humpitis by tittyslappingcowboy69 September 27, 2009