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Chest-hump-itis 

The strange and inexplicable disease that causes the carrier to grow a strange and out of place hump right in the middle of their chest, I'm deadly serious. On particularly skinny people, Chest-hump-itis gives the effect of both boobies forming into one boobie.
Danny, your Chest-hump-itis is getting out of hand, your hump nearly knocked my eye out, you better get another opinion on that one.
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Humptism is the worship of the great lord humpty , who fell for our sins ,but all the kings horses and all the kings men , couldn't put humpty back together again .
I was gonna convert to humptism but I thought black live's mattered .

Humptism is often represented by an egg or potatoe .

Humptism will reign supreme over the Jews .
humptism by Hail humpty October 14, 2017

HUMPITIVE 

ADJECTIVE.

When one wants to be HUMPED. Preferably, by something HUMPABLE.

ALSO, HUMPITIVE can describe something HUMPFUL, having to do with HUMPING or anything HUMPABLE.

SYNONYM FOR HUMPFUL AND HUMPABLE, if used in the correct context. Also, a synonym for HORNY.
When you feel humpitive you feel humpable hence HOT.

"That chick's so humpative"
HUMPITIVE by Melissa December 6, 2003

Humpitidous 

Humpitidous is where you can not stop moving your waist back and forth. Humpitidous
Everytime I walk I get humpitidous
Humpitidous by T-DaDy April 28, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026