humpitis

You hump everything in sight, even your mother.

Man yesterday i had a bad case of humpitis!

humpitis by tittyslappingcowboy69 September 27, 2009

Chest-hump-itis 

The strange and inexplicable disease that causes the carrier to grow a strange and out of place hump right in the middle of their chest, I'm deadly serious. On particularly skinny people, Chest-hump-itis gives the effect of both boobies forming into one boobie.

Danny, your Chest-hump-itis is getting out of hand, your hump nearly knocked my eye out, you better get another opinion on that one.

Chest-hump-itis by Normal Chested Sam March 19, 2003

humptism

Humptism is the worship of the great lord humpty , who fell for our sins ,but all the kings horses and all the kings men , couldn't put humpty back together again .

I was gonna convert to humptism but I thought black live's mattered .

Humptism is often represented by an egg or potatoe .

Humptism will reign supreme over the Jews .

humptism by Hail humpty October 14, 2017

HUMPITIVE 

ADJECTIVE.

When one wants to be HUMPED. Preferably, by something HUMPABLE.

ALSO, HUMPITIVE can describe something HUMPFUL, having to do with HUMPING or anything HUMPABLE.

SYNONYM FOR HUMPFUL AND HUMPABLE, if used in the correct context. Also, a synonym for HORNY.

When you feel humpitive you feel humpable hence HOT.

"That chick's so humpative"

HUMPITIVE by Melissa December 6, 2003

Humpitidous 

Humpitidous is where you can not stop moving your waist back and forth. Humpitidous

Everytime I walk I get humpitidous

Humpitidous by T-DaDy April 28, 2020