disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")
"Like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin' down the stairs!"
"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."
"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."
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When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.
Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.
Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
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