HUMPHREY'D 

To get fall on your face drunk

Getting so hammered that you fall over and don’t have the capacity to put your hands down to save yourself thus mashing your face!

"I went out on the lash last night and got humphrey'd"

HUMPHREY'D by KATYPOPS December 7, 2006

[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries] 

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs

Humphrey Dinkle Berries

[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries] by Arks December 15, 2008

Dirty Humphrey Davy 

Forcing a light bulb of any desirable size into a rectum and kicking it until it breaks

Bitch almost broke my dick so I gave her a dirty Humphrey Davy.

Dirty Humphrey Davy by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011

Dan Humphrey 

' Dan Humphrey ' a character from the series Gossip Girl.
Humdrum Humphrey is one of his deserved nicknames.

Well, in the beginning he was such the 'good' guy in some opinions of fans who have no idea. NO, he is not good or nice or almost good looking. His hair looks like a cadaver and grows regardless of consequences. It's simply an impertinence for us viewers!

He's is a jealous manipulative, sneaky etc.

His books are crap.
He is crap.
His father is crap.
His clothes are crap.
And have I even said he is crap?

Dan Humphrey :Can you help me I'm a little slut.
Me :Screw you Humdrum Humphrey.

Dan Humphrey by Fireworks_32 November 7, 2012

Dan Humphrey 

Daniel Randolph "Dan" Humphrey is a fictional character in the best selling Gossip Girl book series, is portrayed by Penn Badgley.

Amongst others main characters, He is the only one who has lots of nicknames such as Cabbage Patch, Humphrey,Labrador, Donut, Brooklyn's Benedict Arnold (by Blair Waldorf), Lonely Boy and D (by Gossip Girl).
He is the writer of Inside and Monarch of Manhattan in (TV series version)

Dan Humphrey is considered to be an intellectual when it comes to writing and literature.
Dan "Lonely Boy" Humphrey is the son of rocker Rufus Humphrey, and is the older sibling of Jenny Humphrey.
Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf manage to fool Georgina into thinking that Dan would like to meet up with her.

Dan Humphrey by dairlena August 11, 2012

Dirty Humphrey

When you can't get any pussy because your name is Humphrey.

Daughter: You did me a Dirty Humphrey.
Dad: Sorry.

Dirty Humphrey by TheDictioner April 25, 2020

David Humphrey

he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.

David Humphrey was really mean to me today

David Humphrey by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020