Skip to main content

HUMPHREY'D

To get fall on your face drunk

Getting so hammered that you fall over and don’t have the capacity to put your hands down to save yourself thus mashing your face!
"I went out on the lash last night and got humphrey'd"
by KATYPOPS December 7, 2006
mugGet the HUMPHREY'D mug.

[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries]

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs
by Arks December 15, 2008
mugGet the [Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries] mug.

Dirty Humphrey Davy

Forcing a light bulb of any desirable size into a rectum and kicking it until it breaks
Bitch almost broke my dick so I gave her a dirty Humphrey Davy.
by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011
mugGet the Dirty Humphrey Davy mug.

Dan Humphrey

' Dan Humphrey ' a character from the series Gossip Girl.
Humdrum Humphrey is one of his deserved nicknames.

Well, in the beginning he was such the 'good' guy in some opinions of fans who have no idea. NO, he is not good or nice or almost good looking. His hair looks like a cadaver and grows regardless of consequences. It's simply an impertinence for us viewers!

He's is a jealous manipulative, sneaky etc.

His books are crap.
He is crap.
His father is crap.
His clothes are crap.
And have I even said he is crap?
Dan Humphrey :Can you help me I'm a little slut.
Me :Screw you Humdrum Humphrey.
by Fireworks_32 November 7, 2012
mugGet the Dan Humphrey mug.

Dan Humphrey

Daniel Randolph "Dan" Humphrey is a fictional character in the best selling Gossip Girl book series, is portrayed by Penn Badgley.

Amongst others main characters, He is the only one who has lots of nicknames such as Cabbage Patch, Humphrey,Labrador, Donut, Brooklyn's Benedict Arnold (by Blair Waldorf), Lonely Boy and D (by Gossip Girl).
He is the writer of Inside and Monarch of Manhattan in (TV series version)
Dan Humphrey is considered to be an intellectual when it comes to writing and literature.
Dan "Lonely Boy" Humphrey is the son of rocker Rufus Humphrey, and is the older sibling of Jenny Humphrey.
Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf manage to fool Georgina into thinking that Dan would like to meet up with her.
by dairlena August 11, 2012
mugGet the Dan Humphrey mug.

Dirty Humphrey

When you can't get any pussy because your name is Humphrey.
Daughter: You did me a Dirty Humphrey.
Dad: Sorry.
by TheDictioner April 25, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Humphrey mug.

David Humphrey

he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.
David Humphrey was really mean to me today
by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020
mugGet the David Humphrey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email