TheDictioner's definitions

Dirty Humphrey

When you can't get any pussy because your name is Humphrey.

Daughter: You did me a Dirty Humphrey.
Dad: Sorry.

by TheDictioner April 25, 2020

Dirty Brandon

When a gay man and a straight man conjoin together by opening the gay man's penis hole and inserting the straight man's penis hole until white fluid oozes out, but only on April 24th.

I can't believe Danny just did a Dirty Brandon with Derek.

by TheDictioner April 25, 2020