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What it is when it is not the houle fing. Like if you haived soumething, but then you didn't haive part of. It. Then you would haive hailf of da old fing, but the houle fing of the sexund fing taht happend. lick i fall down and break nose. I have hailf balance now!
Noxious perfumes: hey, you kick my dog
Meeeena: No I did not
alabaster squandwitch: Did so, but also broke my violschwinn
Meeeena: Ya, now you have hailf violschwinn.
alabaster squandwitch You lick dat, don't u. Idioth.
hailf by Irish Stallion July 29, 2008
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A such a beautiful person inside and out, she's kind and a good person, I'm so lucky to know her.
“I'm lucky to know ya Haifa”
Haifa by NΛ August 24, 2020
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All Hail The Blue Whale 

the great blue whale Alhut Aleazim is the one true god of the spectral plane. He says all human lives must be entangled before death so they can become ghosts and join the spectral plane. If not they run the risk of reincarnation or becoming part of the alt-fright and Richard Spector. for more information on how to become entangled check out fright supremacy on youtube.
All hail the blue whale Alhut Aleazim for he shall defeat the alt fright and richard spector.
Another version of hell yeah from the poketuber MandJTV. He started saying this from the hail version of one of his favorite pokemon Castform.
Hail Yeah that pokemon is cool
Hail Yeah by F1r3 F0x October 28, 2020

hail-Mary hand-in 

Your teacher has assigned several homework assignments whose due-dates are spaced out over the course of the semester. You don't bother to do any of them. The night before the final, you realize what a mistake that was, and you hurriedly do all of the homework assignments in succession. On entering the final exam, you plop the lot of them on the teacher's desk, unceremoniously and without explanation. This hail-Mary hand-in subsequently becomes an object of incredulity and amusement among your teacher's colleagues.
Can you believe that Dwayne D. pulled a hail-Mary hand-in on me at the final? He must be delusional.
hail-Mary hand-in by schlouk March 6, 2012

hailee steinfeld

A pop star who is so kind and beautiful and if you ever need advice talk to her and she has a message to love yourself by her song love myself
Hailee Steinfeld is so beautiful
hailee steinfeld by Lily cogent January 7, 2017

Hailey Grice 

A southern bell that’s the baddest bitch west of the Mississippi
Damn that Hailey grice is the baddest bitch I’ve seen since Obama was president
Hailey Grice by Snaplatts December 5, 2020
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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