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What it is when it is not the houle fing. Like if you haived soumething, but then you didn't haive part of. It. Then you would haive hailf of da old fing, but the houle fing of the sexund fing taht happend. lick i fall down and break nose. I have hailf balance now!
Noxious perfumes: hey, you kick my dog
Meeeena: No I did not
alabaster squandwitch: Did so, but also broke my violschwinn
Meeeena: Ya, now you have hailf violschwinn.
alabaster squandwitch You lick dat, don't u. Idioth.
hailf by Irish Stallion July 29, 2008
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A such a beautiful person inside and out, she's kind and a good person, I'm so lucky to know her.
“I'm lucky to know ya Haifa”
Haifa by August 24, 2020
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All Hail The Blue Whale 

the great blue whale Alhut Aleazim is the one true god of the spectral plane. He says all human lives must be entangled before death so they can become ghosts and join the spectral plane. If not they run the risk of reincarnation or becoming part of the alt-fright and Richard Spector. for more information on how to become entangled check out fright supremacy on youtube.
All hail the blue whale Alhut Aleazim for he shall defeat the alt fright and richard spector.
Another version of hell yeah from the poketuber MandJTV. He started saying this from the hail version of one of his favorite pokemon Castform.
Hail Yeah that pokemon is cool
Hail Yeah by F1r3 F0x October 28, 2020

hail-Mary hand-in 

Your teacher has assigned several homework assignments whose due-dates are spaced out over the course of the semester. You don't bother to do any of them. The night before the final, you realize what a mistake that was, and you hurriedly do all of the homework assignments in succession. On entering the final exam, you plop the lot of them on the teacher's desk, unceremoniously and without explanation. This hail-Mary hand-in subsequently becomes an object of incredulity and amusement among your teacher's colleagues.
Can you believe that Dwayne D. pulled a hail-Mary hand-in on me at the final? He must be delusional.
hail-Mary hand-in by schlouk March 6, 2012

hailee steinfeld

A pop star who is so kind and beautiful and if you ever need advice talk to her and she has a message to love yourself by her song love myself
Hailee Steinfeld is so beautiful
hailee steinfeld by Lily cogent January 7, 2017

Hailey Grice 

A southern bell that’s the baddest bitch west of the Mississippi
Damn that Hailey grice is the baddest bitch I’ve seen since Obama was president
Hailey Grice by Snaplatts December 5, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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