Holes I'd Like to Fill. A different take on the _ILF categories in this world, but pretty self explanatory
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Horse I'd Like to Fuck.
From the word milf (mother i'd like to fuck), coined by the American Pie movies.
Used to describe a horse that you find incredibly delectable and would love to have sex with.
Can be said by both men and women, but in the case of women sex with a horse has been known to cause massive internal bleeding, normally resulting in a slow and painful death.
From the word milf (mother i'd like to fuck), coined by the American Pie movies.
Used to describe a horse that you find incredibly delectable and would love to have sex with.
Can be said by both men and women, but in the case of women sex with a horse has been known to cause massive internal bleeding, normally resulting in a slow and painful death.
1.'Fucking hell,look at that hot horse in the field across the road. What a HILF...I'd love to lick HER sugar cube!'
2.'Look at that girl on that horse. I wish she'd fuck off so that i could that HIlF a good riding!....Then i'd bang her too.'
2.'Look at that girl on that horse. I wish she'd fuck off so that i could that HIlF a good riding!....Then i'd bang her too.'
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HILF - Husband I'd Like to Fuck
1) Cougars (middle aged single Women on the prowl) call an attractive married man a HILF for casual sexual encounters without commitments or further expectations.
2) Younger females use the term to represent a married man that would provide material possessions (a.k.a. a sugar Daddy) without long term commitments.
1) Cougars (middle aged single Women on the prowl) call an attractive married man a HILF for casual sexual encounters without commitments or further expectations.
2) Younger females use the term to represent a married man that would provide material possessions (a.k.a. a sugar Daddy) without long term commitments.
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