HPILF 

Harry Potter I'd Like to Fuck

Danny Radcliffe is a HPILF

HPILF by Hagrid the petophile April 2, 2007

Hilfingered

Describing the act of being fucked over in a computer science course. Originated from UC Berkeley's professor's name.

A: Man, this project is taking so long to do
B: We're being Hilfingered

A: Want to hang out tonight with the crew?
B: Nah, man I'm getting Hilfingered tomorrow for my 61B exam

Hilfingered by Ddyradish September 2, 2020

HILF

Hindu I'd Like to Fuck

M.I.A. is one big HILF

HILF by Dot Goddard February 23, 2009

HMILF 

Variation of MILF meaning Hockey Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck.

Sarah Palin is a total HMILF!

HMILF by Akohux October 18, 2008

tommy hilfiger 

An American designer that started out unknown and unsure as to how big he would become. As it turns, out, most everyone has heard of Hilfiger. Unfortunately, he charges rediculous prices for his products, which are of poor quality. Unlike other designers whom have the highest of quality and one-of-a-kind designs, Hilfiger is nothing more than poor quality, urban clothes, that are annoyingly-plastered with "Tommy" or "Tommy Hilfiger" all over it. His lack of design variation (he seems to think red, white, and blue is utterly original) has made his products extremely boring. After the first two years or so, everything he's produced since is the same as the last, making fashion critics skeptical as to what his fans find so amazing about his designs (or lack thereof), and why people choose to wear his tasteless urban trash.

Hilfiger fan: "I paid $50 dollars for a white t-shirt that has "Tommy Hilfiger" plastered across the front."

Versace fan: "It must have been hand-made, right"

Hilfiger fan: "No, it was made in some sweat shop in China by little kids."

tommy hilfiger by oh no she didn't! September 1, 2005

HILF

Handicap I'd Like to Fuck

"Check out the HILF in the wheelchair. She'd Hot!"

HILF by Turd Furgeson January 19, 2006

Tommy Hilfiger 

A designer who insists on making all his clothing red, white, and blue and stamps his name on all articles sold. His main target audiance is upper class yuppies, wiggers, and wankstas.

Wankster: Shoot, girl, don't chu dirty up my new Tommy pumps!
Yup: Ahh, I just love my new onyx Tommy cords! They brethe soo nicely!

Tommy Hilfiger by lexie Newman January 26, 2004