homemade 

Cool, great, excellent, fantastic. Can be used to replace any word indicating that something is of high quality or particularly good.

"Those are some homemade shoes you picked up last week baby!"

"Have you checked out the new Ludacris CD? Thats homemade!"

"Don't put him down man, he's homemade..."

homemade by Chipping Woodlet III December 1, 2005

homemade 

A man who is overly accommodating to his dominating bitch; a tailor-made man; a man who can't function without his bitch's approval.

Jasper's a homemade nigga.

homemade by Tonue January 31, 2007

Homemade Russian salad 

When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.

Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”

Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”

Dudes: “Ahh fair man”

Homemade Russian salad by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022

Homemade Reese’s Cup

When you put peanut butter around your butthole and present it to someone while asking if the would like a Reese’s cup.

Hey bro, do you want one of my homemade Reese’s cups?

Homemade Reese’s Cup by z5244888 December 28, 2020

homemade family 

A family that is associated with a close bond, and seemingly high morals. For example, they may be vegetarian or own a family pet account, or coddle their children. They are referred to as 'homemade' as this word also has implications that if someone endorses homemade products, they are ethically superior to the norm.

'Ben's mum came to watch him at sports day'
'They're such a homemade family'

homemade family by sprinklyflaps November 28, 2021

Homemade Delight 

Aphrodisiac drugs disguised as candy that are given to children on Halloween to increase the chance of sexual behaviors at a preteen age.

Little Timmy and Sally tried out some homemade delight after trick-or-treating. Now there's no stopping them from getting busy in bed all night.

Homemade Delight by Scumbag Stebe October 26, 2011

Homemade sweater vest 

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.

Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.

Homemade sweater vest by Lizflint April 13, 2016