HMOTY

HMOTY (Hockey Mom of the Year) will do anything—from lying, cheating and stealing to sleeping with whomever it takes—to ensure that her precious offspring make the top youth hockey teams in their age brackets. HMOTY can be spotted at the rink sporting fake blond hair with three-inch roots, ripped jeans that are a little too tight in the thighs, and flirting with any/every coach that influences her kids' placements.

How many lewinskys will HMOTY give before hockey tryouts end and teams are picked?

by Bender's Dad November 30, 2018

Hooty

bird tube. Must I say anything else?

Hooty: breathes hoot hoot!
Amity: If that bird tube ever speaks to me again, I'm going to destroy it.

by Garnet go brr August 30, 2020

HOTY

HOTY stands for Hit Of The Year.

"HOTY" ; to consume a large amount of cannabis at once

Did you hear about Oscar? I heard he took a HOTY last night.

I heard that guy's quite a hotyhunter.

by Hotyhunter October 5, 2019

hotyeet

When you throw Jack in a bonfire

Jack wouldn't let up on me about something dumb stupid thing in minecraft so I had to do a hotyeet real quick.

by AH_dictionary November 16, 2019

hmoly

shortened version of the phrase "holy moly"

Hmoly, this korean fried chicken is delicious.

by jonchoponcho May 16, 2018

Hooty

I very underrated bird-tube creature from the also criminally underrated tv series, the owl house.

There is no beginning, no end, there is only HOOTY!

Hooty hoot hOOT HOOT!

I swear someday I will kill that bird tube. Hooty? right?

mm-mm Delicious Knowledge is a quote Hooty says

by C h o r a January 28, 2021

Hooty Heffer

"Greasy Twinkies"

Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of

crisco off them

When u see your replacement

"Wow .....that bitch"

New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"

"Making cookies has never

been so easy"

When u see your replacement

just call her a "Hooty Heffer"

because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.

by GreasyTwinke June 4, 2016