H.U.M. 

Hip.Urban.Minority.

A socially-conscious, sharply dressed, dark-skinned honey.

Examples: Mos Def, Pharrell, ?uestlove, Kid Cudi...

"I really dig Mos and Kweli's work together."
"Word, they're both H.U.M.s"

H.U.M. by g-elitist October 14, 2009

H.U.M.A.S. 

Also spelled: HUMAS

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

- A condition in which the subject is not able to think of others.

c.r. P.Nco, 1986

After suffering from HUMAS for many years, Debbie died alone cuddling a teddy bear that never talked.

H.U.M.A.S. by Nco November 15, 2003

D I N O H U M A N

btw idk lol

D I N O H U M A N L O L

D I N O H U M A N by miata real October 28, 2020

C.H.U.M. 

Cannibalistic-Human-Undead-Mutant. It looks like fish bait, but, it moves and wants your brains.

Ghouls, zombies, banshees are all C.H.U.M.s.

C.H.U.M. by Gung-Gung October 16, 2021

(u)Mm h(u)m 

Affirmative grunt, agreeance; acceptance, something yummy or tasty.
A moan of delight.

Friend: "Hey, do you like that apple pie?"
You: " (u)Mm h(u)m!"

(u)Mm h(u)m by Psyckofish June 4, 2019

S.T.H.U.M.F.

Shut the hell up motherfucker

Samuel: EGGS BACON GRITS SAUSAGE !!!!!

Ali: S.T.H.U.M.F.

S.T.H.U.M.F. by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

H.m.u 

H.m.u is short for "Hit me up" otherwise, "I've got nothing to do you should invite me to do something with you"

Bored, h.m.u?" or "H.m.u

H.m.u by Alexaa13 December 18, 2010