H.M.F.

High Maintenance Female...any woman, not girl, that is high maintenance. she takes a great deal out of anyone who she accumpanys.

~source-Whitney R.

god damn she is an H.M.F.

by the one letter guy March 28, 2005

H.M.F.I.C

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge

I need to speak to the H.M.F.I.C!

by Jackalman January 2, 2008

H.M.F.I.C.

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C

I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

h.m.f.i.c

head mother fucker in charge... boss , forman,...

so whos the h.m.f.i.c around here any way

by saulyn March 14, 2009

H.M.F.W.I.C.

Head Mother F***er What's In Charge
The boss-man, as often as not the informal leader; the guy who know's what's going on & can make things happen

Roger: Who's the hell's the H.M.F.W.I.C. here today?
Mike: That'd be CB

by talce March 28, 2010

O.H.M.F

O.H.M.F. stands for one horny motha fucka
For when your friend is to horny, so there's only one way to describe them.

Conner: Nami from the hit show One Piece is so hot I wish she was real
Joey: That's O.H.M.F.

by GlitchedShadow January 18, 2022

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by lotto6969 July 9, 2025