f.m.f.m.h

Forgive me for my honesty

1: i can’t believe you said that!
2:atleast i’m honest. F.M.F.M.H

f.m.f.m.h by Thatone1 October 14, 2018

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F 

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F by lotto6969 July 9, 2025

F.M.L.H.I.T.A 

fuck my life hard in the ass

This is my second DUI, F.M.L.H.I.T.A.

F.M.L.H.I.T.A by Cristi_Cream November 15, 2010

F.M.L.Y.H.M. 

Fuck me like you hate me. Also a Seether song.

Jack: Hey Jill why don't you F.M.L.Y.H.M.!
Jill: Sounds like fun!

And so happened all night.

F.M.L.Y.H.M. by Chance Eastham December 9, 2007

I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A 

This abbreviation means "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

Example

Boy 1: Hey Jess, if you're a freak, then you know what I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A
Jess: Yeah, I know what it means. I'm not that innocent. "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A by MonoKIT August 3, 2021

Y.G.T.B.F.M.C.H. 

You got to be fucking my cunt hole.

person 1: She didn't pay the bill.
person 2: Y.G.T.B.F.M.C.H.

Y.G.T.B.F.M.C.H. by Frank Kacvinsky April 16, 2008