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The chemical in passed gas that causes a person to need to leave the room. Can also but used to substitute the word fart, toot, or cut the cheese.
Bob(farts)
Susie:Gross Bob humed!!
Lesley: EVACUATE!!!!!
everyone else leaves.
hume by Barking Spider March 14, 2009
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a small 300 population town in the sequoia national forest, a christian camp, freaking bomb.
dude, i just got back from hume! best time everrr!
hume by itbreaks March 15, 2009
Funny, humorous. First uttered at Memorial

junior High School in Houston Texas in 1978.
That's Hume!

Reaction to seeing something funny: ...."Hume"!
Hume by Argentx May 24, 2009
The title used for awakened people physically Human, but mentally evolved to point of truly moral mindset, equality and the ability to ignore instinctual desire including placing the titles, he, man and male before every basic title referring to people in a primitive, unequal, sexist matter.
1.We Humes have discovered only a very small percentage of the planet which we live.

2.The Humes of Final Fantasy XII were constantly stereotyped as being a violent race.
Hume by Alister makes more December 22, 2008
in SCP lore: a unit for measuring how real something is, baseline reality is on avarage 100 humes, scp-3001 is zero

reality benders have significantly higher hume count than the surrounding
SCP-343 has an internal hume count of roughly 800
hume by confirmed undertrash November 18, 2021

Hume Fogg 

mfs will be like “i hate going to hume fogg” like bro u must not know HU you’re talking to but i know it’s not ME because i’m proud to be a blue knight. it helps me see through the FOGG
corny freshmen talking abt hume fogg
cornball freshmen smh
Hume Fogg by ditto.png October 3, 2022
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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