A cornball ass nigga is a nigga that does cornball shit. He says dumb shit, wears dumb shit, does dumb shit, looks like a dumb shit. He don’t got shit to offer except a little kernel family. Might even touch his feet then let ya smell his hands.
by Hatersgonnahate666 January 18, 2018
Virtually any inspirational quote that makes you shudder.
From the third Kerry and Bush debate:
In the Oval Office there's a painting by a friend of Laura and mine named -- by Tom Lea. It's a West Texas painting, a painting of a mountain scene. And he said this about it -- he said," Sarah and I live on the east side of the mountain. It's the sunrise side, not the sunset side. It's the side to see the day that is coming, not to see the day that is gone." I love the optimism in that painting because that's how I feel about America.
-G. W. Bush
"The patriotic music in political ads is so cornball."
From the third Kerry and Bush debate:
In the Oval Office there's a painting by a friend of Laura and mine named -- by Tom Lea. It's a West Texas painting, a painting of a mountain scene. And he said this about it -- he said," Sarah and I live on the east side of the mountain. It's the sunrise side, not the sunset side. It's the side to see the day that is coming, not to see the day that is gone." I love the optimism in that painting because that's how I feel about America.
-G. W. Bush
"The patriotic music in political ads is so cornball."
by Erin Dann October 17, 2004
by Lady K. November 07, 2004
coming from the word corn(y), a cornball is like a country bumpkin or dimwitted person such as a redneck; having to do with activities of such people.
The current president of the U.S. is a cornball. G. W. Bush invented the notion of WMDs in Iraq because he just wanted to have a war during his administration. To say Iraqis were freedom-hungry and that the USA was spreading freedom are cornball excuses for going to war.
by Richard Black April 13, 2005
A wrestling technique that involves giving a thumbs up to the opponents anus. May or may not involve a winding up motion.
by hooka January 12, 2005
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 13, 2005
A dangerous machine invented and marketed by George Bluth Sr. on the hit show Arrested Development. The machine makes fried treats called cornballs.
Mexican guard: Cornballer....
George Sr: Si! Cornballer!
George Michael: That's a little cornball
Michael: I don't mind
George Sr: Si! Cornballer!
George Michael: That's a little cornball
Michael: I don't mind
by Toby Funke June 27, 2006